💸 INEQUALITY WALLET SIMULATOR 💸

"A Satirical Social Experiment Disguised as a Finance Game"

🎭 HOW THE GAME REALLY WORKS:

  • 🏥 Medical bankruptcy: Because health is a luxury!
  • 🏛️ Tax audits (for the poor only): The IRS has priorities!
  • 🥑 Avocado toast crisis: Millennials destroying the economy!
  • 👑 Trust fund activation: Merit is overrated anyway!
  • 📈 Trading fees by social class: Elite pay 0%, poor pay 3%!
  • 🎩 Insider information: For the well-connected only!
⚠️ This game may cause existential crisis about capitalism. Side effects include: awareness of inequality, questioning the American Dream, and sudden urge to eat the rich.
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🤡 Fun Capitalist Facts!

💰 CEO to Worker Pay Ratio: 1:400 (totally normal!)
🏠 Houses vs Avocado Toast: Just skip 50,000 toasts!
🏥 Medical Bankruptcies: 66% of all bankruptcies (Freedom!)
📊 Remember: The market is totally fair and your poverty is a choice! 🎪